Farewell? Posted by: Irison Monday, April 28, 2008 - 01:51 PM Iris has retired and so is the old website. A new era has been ushered in but a final tribute to those involved in those previous 3 years is in order. Genesis spent 2years and 10months and making their mark on the worlds of Innothule and Crushbone in Everquest 2 with many server firsts, fair play, respect and friendship. We hope we provided a rewarding experience to all people that were part of the Genesis family. "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." ~Theodor Seuss Geisel, attributed Tier 5 Tier 6 Tier 7 Tier 7.5 Tier 8 Genesis: Ethar Mournblade Svanna Iris Murrcury Tequivas Vexyn Fingolfin Maalthir Kalyee Melanth Bahira Penelopy Lainy Callendor Moraine Moesis Kwisatz Dubby Skyfyre Azamien Leridian Grimgod Bownz Furdinan Percephaniee Solarwind boooster Zarroc Roxx Valamar Brier Merolack Nealix Pixelburst Inasis Surprise Kalay Armus Traxthule Dragmoon Tanzik Sunlar Raainy Purrin Krog Raive Valandria Allegretto Clemson Ureo Twists Elvannshalee Tigruz Shar Meech Aleo Neka Falile Ronlaen Veric Karog Varonicavicious Morningbelle Nokk Elria Sinnar Ellistrae Iwope Jummbo Sinisterex Joseff Taelon Xplosion Pelarmar Rapid Yersiz Nalandial Sashem Irret Ramiro Frogweiser Tibbun Straih Emory Keucia Niuq Bakstabbersudi Brunno Scuby Kits Dauz Turokna Steeleheart Boonie Balandrus Pasrac Raje Stridure Ammari Nobdhy Nizmarck Lexan Kjeld Hisenflaye Azoa Sakbut kelleborn Uniquekorn Kaladil Palen canna Cilak Kendra Snoochy Delmont Jelaine Anavari Swindell Laloosh Absynthe Stabyar Idine Faleen Pistola Declan Olokausto Septu Tacas >>> 489 Reads

	Shard of Hate Posted by: Svannaon Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 03:30 PM We are loving SoH, and here are just a few reasons why... 387 Reads >>>

	Grats Genesis! Posted by: Svannaon Monday, March 24, 2008 - 03:06 AM There are those who make a mess and those who clean it up! As Genesis nears its three year anniversary I wanted to take a moment to thank everyone for their hard work...especially when things got messy. Keep it up Genesis...mythicals INC! >>> 507 Reads

	Black History Month Posted by: Svannaon Thursday, February 28, 2008 - 02:43 AM Because Genesis doesn't see color. We only see parses. Word. Okay so February was pretty interesting - losing a tank or two. But Genesis prides itself on pwning shit despite adversity. We'll be taking on some apps and see if they're Genesis material (basically can you lead a raid while the ladies of Genesis talk dirty to each other?). So keep a look out in March for more news! 545 Reads >>> Read more... (8 bytes more)

	Veeshan's Peak Clear Posted by: Irison Friday, January 25, 2008 - 02:12 PM VeeePeee clear!*. Bring on the avatars! You find out where to stand! *disclaimer this zone was cleared with a serker tank (for 11kills anyway) without Strike in our vent server coaching us. >>> 865 Reads

	Tier 3 done! VP incoming! Posted by: Irison Saturday, December 08, 2007 - 01:37 AM Fast and furious! 622 Reads >>>

	Another one down, Tier 2 cleared Posted by: Irison Friday, December 07, 2007 - 12:31 AM >>> 650 Reads

	Overking down Posted by: Irison Wednesday, December 05, 2007 - 02:05 PM Stay tuned Crushbone, The Fate of Norrath continues! 610 Reads >>>

	ROK raiding - Day 1 done, Tier1 done, Server First! Posted by: Irison Monday, November 26, 2007 - 10:44 AM The solo quest grind is over, time for epic! At least for those not pwnd by turkeys, new houses, and the Canadian navy. Finish your levels bitches, because we're raiding! /gameon Genesis is off an running in the first teir of ROK raid progression. First up after SOE fixed the fucking login servers, the annoying little zone The Tomb of Thuuga. Server first, NP. Then off to Karnor's Castle and the Executioners Throne Room. A couple of other guilds decided to try this first and were still working on it with when we got there. Grats to Velocity on server first, they beat us by about 10mins and we had to settle for a close 2nd. I blame the Canadians for wanting todo Thuuga first ;) Pawbuster pwnt, NP. Last up in tier 1, The Protectors Realm. A zone like this is really fun the first time through, but still cake. WTF is with all the Pally loot here? /hate mournblade. No problemo. No one should be struggling with these. It took longer to get everyone zoned than clearing this first tier of easy instances. So lets move on to the harder stuff! Tier 1 complete! Server First! Grats on all the disco's. Here's just a few peices of lootz. There were more but I'm a screenshot slacker. Grats to all those that dinged 80 so fast and those that dinged first in class like Frog, Larme, Murrcury, Delmont, Mournblade, and ME! To those that need some help getting started in T8 raiding, here ya go. Where still looking for an illusionist, possibly another swashie and will consider all exceptional players. Check out our applications forum if you want to pwn ROK in style. >>> 640 Reads

	On a warm summers evenin on a train bound for nowhere... Posted by: Irison Wednesday, October 31, 2007 - 10:42 AM Gambler down on Crushbone! "Crushbone. We get 'er done......eventually" lol 574 Reads >>>

	Contested Mayong. Deaded... Posted by: Irison Wednesday, October 10, 2007 - 12:11 PM Yes it was laggy... Yes raids were getting trained... Yes ppl ld'd..... and yes, it was a long ass fight... 27mins of Mayong love.... >>> 447 Reads

	Love to hate.. Posted by: Irison Friday, October 05, 2007 - 10:57 AM The zone everyone hates is done. You can hear the /sighs on vent when this zone is called as a target (fuck even svanna hates it) but NTT version4 is finally cleared on crushbone. Grats Niuq on that hammer disco 449 Reads >>>

	FUCL YUEAHC! Posted by: Irison Monday, September 24, 2007 - 09:46 AM Good week for Genesis with 2 overdue contested kills. We finally had that assassin login (thx docu & no lag, canna is a slacker) and broke into EoF contested with a Pumpkin Headed Horseman kill. And we got a matron kill as well. FUCL YUEAHC! = fuck yeah in canadian btw. And from the I pooped so big it hurt file: The best girlfriend sending an afk message to a raid leader. >>> 511 Reads

	Talk like a pirate day! Posted by: Irison Wednesday, September 19, 2007 - 03:47 PM Yarr! And fer all ye non-shipmates ye can talk like one too. Pirate translator. Ya landlubber whut deserves the black spot! 347 Reads >>>

	Slow news day.... Posted by: Irison Monday, September 10, 2007 - 11:59 AM Guild news late in an expansion is the suck. Nothing new besides the occasional loot disco in the end instances but overall its boring news. Its fun to see things go full circle though. Our roster is now more like it was 12months ago than 3months ago. Some old people have return and some newer people have joined. It sounds like the recipe for some good clean fun. How about cooking up a fake ingame event then? Ingredients: (1) fresh rolled level 1 toon named "EventLeader" (7) co-conspirators (50+) greedy freeportians looking for free gm stuff Instructions: Gather your ingredients and line then up, Mix well with a few /shouts and /60-69s and let it stew. For hours.... until you get bored. Paperwork not required. Warning: Most people can smell it cooking and cant wait to taste it and they get impatient. Just dont cut in line or the eventleader's cronies, the linebouncers, may pwn you in a duel. Besides the awesome ingame events and clearing the instances we're still taking some serious cracks at contested. Someone has to give TLU some competition. Pumpkinhead spawned after most ppl had logged but we had 3 rangers so npnp. Damn, if we only had an assassin. I blame canna. The new expansion is coming soon. We're almost staffed up again after yet another rebuild and better than ever. Check out our applications forums if you want to get in on some of the fun and you really know how to play your toon. Elesadir (aka furdinan) is so glad he joined years ago. >>> 467 Reads

	Woushi Posted by: Irison Wednesday, May 30, 2007 - 09:44 PM That is all 663 Reads >>>

	May...ong Posted by: Irison Tuesday, May 08, 2007 - 04:06 PM .... Mistmoore dead. Another zone down, 1 to go. As promised last news update we dropped the vamp. Took a couple of Wolfsbane but the fucker is gonna be on farm status now. Good job Genesis blowing through the zone that night. We took out the Far Stride Unicorn on the 2nd floor in EH earlier in the month. We had some inside information though since Alle worked at a horse farm and she nows how to calm the wild beast. While we beat the shit out of it, she beat the stuff out of it. Good stroke Alle. Besides rockin MMIS and the rest of the zones we had 2 days in Emerald Halls last week and made it into the third floor before a reboot. And no, we dont cherry pick our zones like some others I hear about. We clear everything if up. We made it to Gardener Thirgen after our first night. He was the last block in our progress to the 3rd floor. Fuckin sick of those Satyr models. Then the Herald of Woushi fell of his high horse. We're clearing alot faster and we'll clear the zone soon if the reboot gods are willing. And we've been collecting our share of some fat lootz of course which we'll be auctioning in 60_69 shortly. /laugh Crushbone got yet another guild on the server during transfer week. They received a nice warm welcome. The Running Scared Good Move New Guild Forming Welcome to the bone and feel the love. <3 Nakir. If only Eetums were here. We're still looking for another Troub, Mystic, Illusionist but we're starting to fill up. If you dont suck, please apply within. No tanks please, we're all set. And if you do get in, then you too can introduce your family to our guild leader. One last thing, to all those that skipped ship to Vanguard to escape SOE. Welcome home. >>> 620 Reads

	April showers bring... Posted by: Irison Thursday, April 12, 2007 - 02:19 PM .... well no fucking flowers yet (It gd snowed where I am yet again this month! @! #$~@!#) but it does bring another news blurb. So here I am with some more updates and lame attempt to provide a bit of humor. Luckily Ethar keeps me feed with material from all his shenanigans outside the EQ2 so I can put up some filler shit like nobody's business and dont need to resort to loot screenies anymore. You see, Ethar was a man nurse in the army but he always wanted to be a musician (He was pretty cute in that short skirt nurse uniform imo). This is his lame ass pic he posted of "himself" in our RL pic thread. In retrospect I should have seen where this would lead him in mmo's. Apparently he's recently given up VG and Toontown and found his calling in The Lord of the Rings online. You can actually play instruments and he can be that rock star he'd always dreamed of. He sent me this link of his latest ingame performance. . Pretty good dude, rock on. The crowd loves you. And so the Ethar haters say "Enough! wtf has Genesis been doing" Well Mayong isn't dead yet but all the other vamps are and we finally restocked our wolfsbane so hopefully some news in MMIS soon. The real progress is in Emerald Halls when we're lucky on the server resets. Multi day zone for sure currently though we havent been fortunate enough to get more than 2 days in there. We had 2 fuckin monkeys on our backs in that zone that seemed like they were always up for us. That pansy ass Prince that always made Karog dance (ya, irret said he dances like that irl too) and that damn worm event. Last month we shot that monkey as Prince went down so did the worm post "tuning". Recently we decided to start our first multiday trip in EH and try for some real progress. I pray SOE puts in some way to resume zones. Having to keep people ingame is for more than a day is a lame cockblock. Maybe months from now everyone will laugh at how long the zone took but I sure hope the Dev didnt think that staying in game that long was a form of progression. After clearing the other named that were up on the first floor Tender of the Seedlings got planted after we found some strats. /Hint head to the library and check this out. Welcome to an early Arbor Day Genstyle. Consider yourself distributed! On to the second floor we added Elaani the Collector to our own collection. (notice in that pic the l33t french tickler dildo illusion Brunno has) And we took Sariah the Bloomseeker's flower. Gardener was going to go down the following day but we were hotfixed out. Come help us out next time by heading over to our Applications forum . We're still looking for a Mystic, Illusionist, Brig, templar and will consider anyone that doesnt suck and ride the short bus. From the "You reap what you sow department". I present to you, Nethos and his wife , the man who brought us Pheonix Elite's killer rl drama write up (scroll down a bit) on the Cristina/Deanna app we had! Karma. LOL And finally dont forget, April is "/Tell Kits a Cunt Month". Please send her your best wishes. Copy and paste /tell kits Cunt. She really doesnt mind if others say it. 854 Reads >>>

	Picking Boogerboos Posted by: Irison Monday, March 05, 2007 - 11:51 AM Another month has past and Vanguard SOH came and went. We took a few lumps during that time loosing a few people but we are rebuilding and getting back on track. We even have some great new Bosnian's living in Kentucky (wtf!) that are in the guild now.The russian sounding accents doing the old Yakov Smirnoff russian reversal jokes in vent are great. Melanth says to the guild, "woot!, hubby dropped the soap" Brunno says to the guild, "In soviet russia, soap drops you!" I know a few of us checked out VG. The much hyped 3rd gen mmo might be new and different enough for some people but it's got it's own quirks. Docu tells me he didn't mind chunking in that seemless world (rofl) as much as what they did to Treant's. Some scary shit right there. Docu says he'd rather go PK in Toontown with Ethar in our Genesis affiliate http://www.genesis-toontown.net. I guess they have quite a rep there driving the GM's nuts with all the parental complaints. We hope to get a lot of apps from there once the majority of the server population turn's 13. Back in EQ2 land Unrest has come. I think everyone would agree it's one of the best instances ever. Great art, clever puzzles, and very good loot. If this is the first signs of the item revamp SOE is working on no complaints here. It's no Nizari or Icy Digs in terms of difficulty but it still some good fun. Of course SoE was nice enough to throw a booger at us. Boogerboo a nice lvl 80 x2 wanders the grounds. We killed him twice in as many days after release. I know our healers love out dpsing the melee on this fight. LOL Sashem likes his toys, grats on your Action Figure disco. He said it's going on the shelf with his Star Wars collection. The other loot was a legendary Guardian class BP which karog had already disco'd months ago lol. Freethinkers hideout has also been cleared. For once docu didnt fuck up the script ;P. Some people may hate me but I'm going to give away some clues to the strat on this guy, well, heck it works for any vampire in EoF. Listen up! Did you notice the SOE devs doing the Vampire encounters really like the song One Night in Bangkok by Murry Head? Or how about the fact Murry Head's brother, Anthony Head was an actor on Buffy the Vampire Slayer? If you do your research and put 2 and 2 together you can pwn eof like we do. No news update would be complete without another pimp Clemsonn sig. Dragmoon our crazy german is making Annabell jealous with his newest l33t sig. I guess Drag was making it up to him when he got tickets to see the Hoff in concert . Guess they are going to see him soon together. /rock on you two. If you're looking for cutting edge EQ2 end content stroll on over to our Applications forum . We promise, no flames unless you actually get past our recruiting process :) We're still looking for a Mystic, Illusionist, Coercer, Dirge, Templar. >>> 655 Reads

	Bye Bye 2006, Welcome 2007 Posted by: Irison Monday, January 08, 2007 - 01:49 PM And so it's been over a month, a new year comes but some things never change. Like Veric bugging me to update news...fucker. December is busy for lots of people. Presents to buy, then unwrap. Family to come, then go. Top it all off with the one night a year it's socially acceptable to get hammered celebrating a new year. But none of that stops Genesis. Our raid schedule stayed pretty consistent even on the slow holidays raiding older stuff for AA and the guild is almost level 60 now from all the raid mob status. It never fails, the big news happens quickly after I post updates but Clockwork Menace Factory went to farm status 12/5. It was /easymode after the lag settled down compared to the first few weeks. Having a zone that can be done really fast ala T5 is really great. SOE needs more of these things. /prays for a T5 revamp to T7 Mistmoores Inner Sanctum has been cleared to Mayong many times. Despite the Wolfsbane issue we've only attempted him once but will start putting more serious attempts in soon. Alot of good gear comes out of this zone. Easily the labs of T7.5 so far. What's really fun is when 3 guilds decide to raid it the same night. I think everyone lost 1/4 of their raid force making it down. On some off days around the holidays we hit up that MMx2 stuff in the castle when the population was low to finish up cloak quests and shit. These would be more fun without that fucking lag. And MMCx2 is what it takes to get unlucky Iris a non treasured breastplate. Shitty ass luck I have. Besides working FTH we dont forget Kingdom of Sky stuff either. Some would rather write it off but its still there and especially fun for some of our new people that never experienced it Genesis style. We actually had never attempted Ghazi before and finally took that lame ass down as well as killing Chel'drak and getting that turtle monkey off our fucking backs after a 6min fight. The second time in it dropped on first pull. There aren't too many secrets on Crushbone, and as much as he trys to hide it, I think Dragmoon's secret is out! We're still looking for a reliable Brig and a couple of other classes so please check out our application section on the forums if you want in on some leetness like this.............. And to those that thought they've seen it all, a disco off Hurricanous and 2 from Cruor just over the holidays. Even one from Solsek Fist doing named AA 537 Reads >>>

	EoFun pew pew pew! Posted by: Irison Tuesday, November 28, 2006 - 04:33 PM Sorry Pewi, our recently returned guild mascot monk is a little excited with the new expansion killing stuff with his lazor beams. New lootz, new AA's, new quests, new raids! It's just a riot. Without another 10levels to grind SoE has made this expansion a winner for me and the rest of guild. Sure, AAs are snazzy but it's not overly end content prohibitive if you dont have them yet. Rapid "the machine" is our leading AA epeen with 83 i think. Probably more before I finish typing this. Fucker. Btw, anyone looking for a warden for a DFC run? I'll mentor! Pleaze!!! After a little time off enjoying the non-raid content and stuffing turkeys (/sigh. you're not suppose to use "Mr Willy" to stuff the bird Ethar!), Genesis is starting to return to it's raid schedule and new mobs are starting to drop as we learn them and SoE squashes the bugs. It didnt start out all that great though. The day after release we just couldnt help but take down this guy we saw wandering in that laggy castle with the promise of new lewt. Pew..Pew..Pew! Crappy wooden chest wasnt a good start :/ Turns out this guy pops alot and isnt really rare or l33t. Still before Thanksgiving we made the mistake of zoning into Deathtoll and got the stuffing beat out of us. ( I really couldnt eat stuffing Thursday, thanks for making me hate SoE) We finally just gave up after Fitz and seeing 4 more super hero gay eyeballs in the way. (no offense Dragmoon, you're still our shg mystic) Then we tried Clockwork only to get pwnd by LDs and Freethinkers to get pwned by buggy scripts. /note to self: no zoning into CWM with 3 other guilds standing outside. Though it was early and just after a few days, we couldnt help but ask WTF? Is it all going to be like this? Right before Thanksgiving we settled on Ethar's patented method of "Who gives a shit. Fuck up what we feel like and walk out nakid with nothing but smiles on" Off to Emerald Halls we go. CHARGE! Now here is a cool zone which I think will be our new Saturday night hangout. Mother nature in all her glory. Outdoors is a nice change, no dungeon crawl here. Lotsa trash and little fucken fairies will drill you in the ass if you're not looking. Apparently some named are random so you may not see the same ones every time. We did find a few named while exploring though. Who besides Ethar is afraid of the big bad wolf? /hail Sarik the Fang... Pew Pew Pew! He wasnt all that big or bad but it was fun to finally kill something. Next up, The Segmented Rumbler ...ooooooo. You'll ask yourself wtf is this mob so easy for when you're right about here...Pew.Pew.Pew....LOLs inc after that. Thanks for the fun zone. Saturday after Thanksgiving we decided to stay with our "fuck progression" attitude and checkout Mistmoore's Inner Sanctum. What did we find inside? I think Mournblade said it best. Thanks to Vexyn a few named Killsauce pics since they do get missed...(either he remembered to hit the printscreen button or it's also his /assit hotkey and I got lucky with news material.) Pew! Pew! Pew! The consensus on the streets is, besides Mayong himself this zone is a little too easy atm. Still I'll call it wootsauce for now! Monday we prepared ourselves for some more punishment. The first named in Freethinker gave us problems last time but it turns out there was a developer acknowledged bug in the jar script that made it out of beta.../cough I mean Alpha. It still took a few pulls to get our position figured out but we still finally got that silverbullet into that Werewolf bugs included... Pew Pew Pew! Overall I give EoF a big thumbs up! Hopefully everyone else is having the fun we are with this expansion. It's great we have to think about what we want to do rather than what we are locked out of now and it will only get better since there is some more content promised. I asked Ethar what he thinks since he is picky bastard and...... We're looking to add some depth to our roster so if you want to join in with us on all this EoFun please check out our Applications section on our Forums! Melanth raids nakid btw and all apps get the address to her webcam. Hotz! Oops! Almost forgot some obligitory snazzy loot pics... Grats Maalthir on that pimp wand. Now transmute that shit make me some more fucking adornments! >>> 608 Reads

	Genesis Reloaded! Posted by: Irison Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 05:03 PM Well, it's been about a month since Genesis had to Reload and we're starting to get a few shots off again. Also good news is the return of Mournblade and Svanna! /cheers Earlier last week a good old hustle and pull dropped us Hurricanous again. Ya,the mob is silly easy, but what a bunch of fun bailing out of Roost, rounding up the troops and racing to the Breeding Grounds.Good times. Last week also saw us releasing a little Orkin man bitchslap on that Mutagenic Outcast. I hear the spainards got a few hours of pulls off that morning but luckily it was still up for us when we had enough to mobilize. There were plenty of good natured folks to cheer us on to victory too! Like this guy and his entourage of pets and fun spells here. This Bud's for you Mr. We cant kill it atm so I'm trying to lag you guys. Don't you have something better to do like watching other servers kill matron? Despite the large crowd, that ugly ass insect finally dropped and gave us the goods. Nice Disco on the ring too We also pulled Matron for the first time this week. Both the Overseer and Korzak fell on the second pull but the Matron herself is another story. Hell, we even got some Fabled loot out of the deal. Grats Karog on that Shiki toy you disco whore! Rapid , has turned into the guild punching bag lately. We've sent him him to his death pulling and trap popping so many times I'm sure he's sick of the repair bills. One of our last trips into DT brought a few laughs though. Instead of Rapid running in to his death, Tarinax got into the habit of just giving the poor guy a boot in the ass. 3points! Props to former guildie Clemsonn/Mystblade on sigs. We've been keeping the best sig artist artist around busy with requests. (shhhh, this is all part of our diabolical plan to keep him away from contested mobs.) Class act that Clem! I really like the personal touches on these sigs that really reveal more than just the toons. Like Svanna being a big flirt irl, cant blame the girl she's married to Mournblade afterall. Or Kaylee's pc and conn being such crap his sig animation shows his actual frame rate. I really like how Dragmoon's sig shows his curious yet strange fascination with David Hasselhoff. Don't hate him, he's German. /shrugs Every once in a while I'll checkup on the webserver stats and just see how peeps are finding us. Earlier this month I noticed a bit disturbing: Really, this is a surprise. Well, it's a surprise NOW considering Ethar is no longer really active I mean. Seriously ppl, there are plenty of fine GLBT guilds out there but we dont really consider ourselves one now Ethar is gone. We're mostly full at the moment but exceptional applicants will be considered. Please contact a guild leader ingame or post an app. One last thing. Elesadir has put some videos together over the months and they are available in the Downloads section, they often get missed since my news is so l33t 632 Reads >>>

	It's been a long summer..... Posted by: Irison Monday, September 25, 2006 - 01:35 PM The old news that was here for so long was depressing but it does point out something... Summer's in MMO's suck. Period. Besides the normal flow of real life, summer is a time when people get outside and tan their pasty faces. An effect the monitor irradiating images of EQ2 just does not match, it aint pretty. (trust me, Ive seen shiki's rl pic, /gag). Attendance goes down, pressure on others still raiding goes up. Times like this are hard on guilds but they continue on the best the can. Makes you want to punch babies. Genesis and its precursors have seen it before but summer is coming to an end. Still the summer was not a whole fucking waste. We had our share of success which deserves some props not covered in recent news updates. Tarinax fell for the first time on Crushbone June 24th. He dropped so fast it was like Ethars pants when I walk in the room. Claymore disco's were had, blah, blah, old news. Subsequent downings have spread more than a few claymores across the server. Clears in Halls of Seeing, AoA, Labs, roost, Lyceum and random Hurricanous bitch slap are common..Ya pimp my alt please. Besides the normal summer problems, It's even harder when stalwarts, founders leaders, and friends need to take a break. So we say not goodbye, but hope to see you soon, and thank them for all they have done. Making Genesis what it is and was. /salute /edit - OK wtf? How did Eetum spam his way into this post?! grrrr. What is left when the backbone of a guild is removed? More importantly do the people staying and new people coming have enough perseverance to replace it? /rubs magic 8 ball Genesis is anxious and gearing up for the next expansion! Murrcury says the new fae toons give him wood. Now that we're full of new recruits as well as those veterans that have stuck it out or returned, we're ready for some fun! Lets all hope it doesnt bite! Stay tuned, because if you think you have heard the last from Genesis. /rubs magic 8 ball And from the mailbag; >>> 661 Reads

	Going strong. Posted by: Kayleeon Tuesday, June 06, 2006 - 12:42 PM Time for another update folks.... Quite a bit has been happening in the past few months. We are getting real close to a complete flesh out of the guild. Still looking for a few select classes though (more of that towards the end). Arrr, we be hunting dragons. All the dragons of the Overrealm fell before the wrath of Genesis since the last update. Finally completing what many of us are quite anxious for... Deathtoll Access! First was Gorenaire, which we killed quite some time ago, not long after the gates of the overrealm were opened. Some time went by and we ventured into the depths of the Temple of Scale to face the High Priestess, Harla Dar, not even her awesome powers could withstand the forces of our combined might. Next, the Ascent beckoned to us again, offering us bountiful treasures and one lone Mark of Talendor as an appetizer, which we gleefully took. Lord Vyemm still eluded us, but we knew it was only a matter of time before we figured out his trickery. Determined, we sent 4 hardy groups of adventurers into his domain, battleing and defeating anything that stood in our way before finally reaching the lair of the beast. After a short fight ( approx 2 minutes), Lord Vyemm choked up his mark which we gratefully accepted. Death Toll here we come! But there was another fabled dragon we had to take care of first, and a few princes who we thought needed to feel the might of our clan. But first things first, the dragon, Hurricanus, fell before the might of Genesis. The next day brought us face to face with 3 Princes who have yet to taste death on the Crushbone server. But we were determined to be the first to deliver them unto justice. And deliver them we did... It was a tough battle, one of the toughest the overrealm has to offer, but we prevailed (not bad for a t6 raiding guild *snicker*), and brought home the much coveted bounty of the princes... Now some of the misc. loot we have aquired since the last update, not all of it by far, but simply a taste. Grats to all the members who got some good upgrades. Working to advance the guild has always been important to me, and attaining guild level 50 was one of our proud moments. Kudos to all the members who worked on writs, heritage quests, spent raid nights farming guild status from courts and various other status mobs. As I mentioned at the start of this update, we are still looking for a few classes to flesh out the guild a little more. Fury, Assassin and Rangers are at the top of our list, but we will consider any good player, no matter the class, so feel free to post a message on our forums or contact Mournblade, Ethar, Kaylee, Melanth or Elesadir in game for more informaton about us. Until next time! <3 Kaylee Fabledtitties 564 Reads >>>

	We're still here bitches Posted by: Kayleeon Tuesday, April 25, 2006 - 05:43 PM KoS launch has come and gone, we've said goodbye to some old friends who didn't have the time anymore and hello to some new ones. There's too much to cover in one update so we'll make this short. We've finished mark of awakening and the single group instances as many times as Tanzik has pimped himself out to Mournblade for loot (which is a lot: he's a total whore) and that's all I have say about that. On to the real raids. After some hella boring eye farming (silent city 2.0 retarded) we got Gorenaire to show his face. After a few practice runs, Tanzik finally pulled out his pimp cane and Gore gave up his quest update. Labs has been fun too as well as some nice loot as an added bonus (too many relic drops to count). Definitely some different encounters than what was faced in t6 which is always nice. We've been on a few joyrides into Temple of Scale, and while Pantrilla and the hard2spell V dragon could probably be done by a guild of one armed blind people, a metal box is a metal box! Our first trip into Lyceum, the whoreish Essence o' Fear didn't show up which made me want to punch babys, but we went in full force to take on the newly revamped (and much more interesting!) version and cleared it out. Grats minions of Genesis on the quest completions and such. The reward was decent. And green. Heh. For the loot... And one for the discovery whores out there... Another shameless recruiting plug-We're looking for a few active groupies, mostly healers, so feel free to message one of us in game or fill out an app on the website and we'll get back to you as soon as we're done looking through the RL naked pictures Fingolfin likes to post of himself. >>> 604 Reads

	Our first 4days on Crushbone... Posted by: Irison Sunday, February 12, 2006 - 03:24 PM The first week of the server move certainly proved interesting. Thank you Crushbone for the warm welcome and all the hi's! Wednesday was a real drag. The horrendous chat lag and zone lag really put a damper on things :/ Still we managed to get to SC which was totally empty and rounded up another set of eyes and some ok loot.Thursday we did yet another gates clear which is always fun. Friday something was up in PoF. Don't have a good screenie on him but peeps seem to like gayly bright colors and ms paint drawings (those pictures are clickable!) so here we are kicking the fucker in the box. And yea thats a coercer killshot-way to go rangers. Got a couple of nice discoveries too: Grats Mero and Nealix on some new hotness and gratz Bownz on not going LD. After that we went on our second trip to see Godking Anuk. Yawn-'nough said. Grats to al the slackers who didn't get theirs first time around. (Old screenie btw, damn we a slackerz) We also found Uzyrd that happened to be up unmolested, and well, big smug fucking trees piss me off. So we killed it. Yet another contested kill in the bag. (again, no screenie :( ) Saturday morning found Terrorantual up in SS1. A couple other guilds were taking some cracks at at him (ouch.. 1% wipe is the suck =/). After enough Genesis logged in we took a couplepokes at him and dropped our 3rd contested in 4days. Had a nice crowd cheering us on too which is always fun. Heck, some nakid pally was even calling timers for us :) And thanks Ixidor for reminding us to debuff at 50%. Man we would have been fucked! PPR-Got a ring. Cleared the zone. Only took 2 months but hey what can you do other than bitch and take up ritualisticly sacrificing virgins (hihi you lucked out Bownz). Easily one of the gayest road blocks SOE has thrown up to beating a zone. It still fun with 1 ring, it would be down right cake with 2 or 3 rings. Certainly no reason to brag about clearing this zone if you have em :/ So with ring in hand here's the final mobs. These havent been killed too many times since we got discoveries on all the loot from these guys. And now to some of the other loot from the last 4days. Of course its always fun to make guildies that missed raids work for the loot. DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT PURRIN. Don't forget to check our application forum! We're looking for a few more people to round out our roster and join our family for KoS including: Inquistor Defiler Fury Again, not listed, just ask anyway. At worst case you'll annoy the hell out of tequivas.. and thats not really that bad... and well if you're gay enough you just might get your own rank someday! LOL is a tradmark of Genesis Corp 503 Reads >>>

	Drunken Pallys, Close calls, and PMSing Royalty Posted by: Etharon Monday, February 06, 2006 - 12:17 PM Well to start off I have to say I'm sorry it's been so long since my last update. Yes, I'm a slacker! I'm sure by now you've all heard we will be merging with Crushbone, and well if not, I guess cocaine is a hell of a drug... We look forward to making new friends and the increased competition. Some of the people we will be sharing the server with have already stopped by to say hello so hopefully we'll be able to make Crushbone as great of a server as Innothule was. Since the last update we've had another run through the now kill on sight court of Al'afaz, and after a couple of.. strategy sessions... (read: getting our collective heads torn off) we were able to kick that bitch in the box. She coughed up some jewelery for our superhero gay mystic. Grats drag on the server discovery ring! We then proceeded to curbstomp sunchild who gave it up to us in the form of a mage hat that actually had a proc! Anyway, grats Azamien (lord knows he needs all the help he can get). Friday night we found out Barakah was up, and well who are we to pass up a shot to take 12 of our crazy fuckers and start taking swings at a big dragon? Needless to say by the time we got a decent raid force built up (damn people with jobs and social lives! damn them to hell!) we finally decided it was time to put him down for good. All was going well untill... And yes Viriginia, thats not a kill shot ;p. Needless to say, having been our first encounter with the pof version of this mob and trading pulls with Equinox all night was one of the most fun times I have had in this game. I don't think any battle for a contested has ever come down to the wire like that in the history of Innothule. We hope the top guilds can keep it clean and respect each other like this once the move to Crushbone is done. Anyway, we had a blast and at least we didnt miss out on any stellar loot (that mace was gay lol) ;p. So I have gotten a fair amount of shit for the things I've done/said while being fairly trashed (guys gotta keep his sanity on the 3rd floor of poets return somehow) so when the opportunity came up where i could return the favor, who am i to pass it up? <3 mourn but shit you were cracking me up so I thought Id share our fearless leader after the steelers win! Boy, wouldn't want to be Mournblade this morning. Svanna said she's going to be late for the raid even cleaning the puke out of the washing machine he mistook for a toilet :/ Let's hope thats all she finds. Besides another rakjallar (lol gogogogo spear of despair), tree kill (more mage hat sexyness for bownz to LD with), gates run (bad penelopy for zoning in on the jeweler before the raid invite), PPR Juranata run (lame npc upgrades), not much else to report so I'll end with some of the better loot from the week. We are still looking for Zerk, Defiler, Brigand, to bolster our roster so stop by our forums, send one of the officers a tell (hell just talk to someone ffs) or... light a forest on fire... get our attention...somehow...and we'll sit down and have a talk! If you're not one of the classes listed ask anyway cause you never know we're always on the look out for exceptional players. Come on.. you know you want to... And from the sports pages: Fuck the steelers! When Dan Marino comes back you're all gonna pay! Go Dolphins! oooo, I just about Forgot! IN YOUR FACE CASIE! Love, Ethar >>> 537 Reads

	Godking down on Innothule! Posted by: Fingolfinon Saturday, January 21, 2006 - 05:04 AM Firday night, 8pm cst Genesis zoned into Fountain of life for the first time. 5minutes into Saturday morning, Godking Anuk fell on Innothule for the first time. 4 in the f ucking morning im still up writing this s hit. This had to be one of our most well prepared raids. /ethar tells you " ive spent 4 f ucking hrs prepping for this damn raid" It certainly paid off. After months of hard work gearing, clean fun playing, and farming a stupid set of eyes, we were determind to make the most of our adventure into the fountain of life. And finnally after much strategizing you can face Godking Anuk himself. Dont be too relieved after killing him though. I swear most of our deaths came from trying to claim the reward then actual encounters. Yet another hurdle to keep you up late. The loot? Well you've probably all seen the Prismatic 2.0's but here they are for the first time on innothule mixed in with some other loot from the last couple of days. Sorry, but im too tired to break it out. The bp and gauntlets dropped from godking himself and was the only loot to speak of inzone beside all the rares. And if you happen to be the type that's into discovery screenies, tough s hit. I can only offer you this from the last 36hrs of our guild events page: 1 last thing before I sleep. I'm gonna slap anyone saying Wardens are underpowerd. /WOOOF! 427 Reads >>>

	I'm seeing orange.. Posted by: Fingolfinon Saturday, January 14, 2006 - 01:45 PM Its been quite a week. 2 trips into PPR, gates, SC eyes, courts.. whew. You probably wont see many more updates about Courts since we've seen about as much as it has to offer sans Black Queen. I do predict her highness will fall soon since we havent really yet concentrated on her. We have enough eyes to give FoL a go and finish up that zone, hopefully some news on that in another week. Last week we did clear gates except for the final boss since we lacked a dang crafter last time in. Penelopy was hard at work the last week leveling one so we should be good to go our next trip. Thanks pene! /edit ok, 10hrs after posting this we cleared the zone :/ the last guy was a chump and turned out to be a server first. The big story would have to be Poets Palace the Return. Despite all the problems other guilds seem to be having, we made it past Ciriktna twice in the last 7days without a Djinn ring and got all the server first mob kills up to jura. If you know anything about the ring and what it does, you know it would make this incredibly easier. The ring drop really stinks as it boils down to luck if you happen to get one :/ This mob also has the potential to bug every other named in zone if you fail and dont prevent it. Fighting tough mobs is is one thing, fighting bugs are another. The loot in this zone is really worth the effort though, ring or not. Past Ciriktna there is a lot of trash on the 2nd floor and the mobs are pretty easy. Pizza's brother, Akte'hut makes an appearance but goes down faster than a pepperoni pizza with a cold beer. Why they named this mob Krathuk is beyond me. It's a little work to get him to spawn but he's really a pushover. The third floor starts to get interesting. After endless trash clears you start seeing orange again and the fun starts to build. Named Djinn start to appear and you really need to be on your toes. If you have trouble with Ciriknta they'll probably provide a nice challenge. At the end of the third floor you get a really fun encounter with a pair of named Djinn with some adds. Raneshu and Jenirodi stopped us our first time in when we started loosing to many people to the clock and work the next day. On our 2nd trip in everyone dug deep and we blew our way past them. Onto the 4th floor its all orange and Gurtrom the Guardian greets you. We had little problem with him but he can hit really hard. After some more trash you finally you get to the big road block. Jura'nata. This mob has only been killed twice worldwide by a guild without the Djinn ring. It was getting really late and our main armor set was getting low so we only had 1 shot at him. It should prove to be a real challenge unless we find ourselves a ring. And now for some of that uber loot we've been hauling in the last few days. Many server discoveries here especially all the ones from our trips into PPR. Check out that cold forged stuff. yummmmmie! We still have a few openings for anyone wishing to join us in all this fun. Please see the forums for details. I think Leridian would like to see another scout join up. He has certainly paid a price from instance scouting :) And finally a public service announcement: Smokey the bear says only you can prevent forrest fires. In this case however, with a little help from Ethar's artistic touch, he seemed to think differently. >>> 443 Reads

	Here we go again! Posted by: Etharon Tuesday, December 06, 2005 - 10:26 AM yea so like.. news update About a month has passed since we started raiding again and I'm pleased to say the raid zones seem to be completely itemized. The loot is dropping like Iris's pants when I log in! I think our favorite raid zone so far has to be gates in the living tombs. There's some very fun and encounters and not to mention, lots of ways for a noob warlock to wipe a raid *poke callendor.* Needless to say it would probably be in our best interest to inform people new to the zone of the.. perils. I forgot to and, well mass death ensued! We've been hitting up the Courts of Al'afaz every time our timer is up and got a very pleasant surprise the other day when lo and behold, some of that crap treasured gear turned into fabled! Now if only my dumbass had held on to more of it... thanks to jad for not vendoring those pants however disgustingly ugly they may be. This is another great zone with some interesting encounters. We also recently experienced the ever so exciting world of raid writs. I was not expecting much... and boy was I not disappointed. For the amount of time it takes (not much granted) you could easily do a t5 instance for the same status and have a shot at least some loot. Speaking of loot, I know I had people falling all over themselves to get a pair of the mighty +2 sta wrist wraps that dropped! But maybe you'd be more interested in the following we've collected lately... We've also continued to farm Lockjaw and the Cleft champ every time they are up. We finally saw metal the last two times we've killed Rakjallar, how ever hillarious the shaman only spear may be. You have to wonder who thinks of some of this loot. Just look at Iris's fabled "see through" Wildwood leggings (turn off soga and laugh at her thong sometime). I told you her pants drop when I login =p. I'll end this update with another recruitment plug! We are still looking for Inquisitors, Brigands, Defilers, Furies, Beserkers and well, basically anyone who isn't an asshat and tolerates our brand of lunacy. Apply on the forums or contact one of the leaders in game. Come on, you know you want to... Stay tuned, we'll have more updates as soon as we kill some more stuff! Hugs and kisses! ETHAR 482 Reads >>>